Lady: Doc. I got brown discharge at my

Lady: Doc. I got brown discharge at my
vagina �. is it infection?
Doc: How often do u hve sex?
Lady: Once a month.
Doc: Yeh infection nahi, zang lag gaya
hai!!!

ek Ladki Dushri se: agar mai kisi Car k

ek Ladki Dushri se: agar mai kisi Car k
niche aajaun, to one month no college!
Dushri Girl: Agar mai ek truck k niche
aajaun,to 2 months no college!
Ladka: agar tum dono mere niche
aajao, 9 months no college!

Dirty Jokes in English

An American tourist goes on a trip to
China . While in China , he is very
sexually promiscuous and does not use
a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in the
States, he wakes one morning to find
his "tool" covered with bright green
and purple freckles. Horrified, he
immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen

Husband : Main ye roz roz ke condom

Husband : Main ye roz roz ke condom
lagane ki jhanjhat se pareshan ho
gaya hoon.
Wife : To phir tum lamination kyun
nahi karwa lete!

Boy: Tu kitne baje uthti hai?

Boy: Tu kitne baje uthti hai?
Girl: Apna koi time nahi hai. Jab dil
kare so jaati hoon, aur jab dil kare
uth jaati hoon
Boy: Naughty! Tu bilkul mere LODE
pe gayi hai..

More dirty jokes on Girls and boys in Hindi language - click here

Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Usko Sex Nahi

Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Usko Sex Nahi
Karne Deti Thi, Bahut Bar Usne Try
Karne Ki Koshish Ki Par Kamyabi Na Mili
To Pappu Ke Dimag Mein Ek Din Idea
Aya Aur Vo Apni Girl-Friend Ko Bola.....
Pappu: "Doggy Style Mein Sex Karne Se
Aankhon Ki Roshni Bhadti Hai?"
Girl-Friend Hairani Se Boli: "Achha,
Tumhe Kaise Pata?"