Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Usko Sex Nahi

Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Usko Sex Nahi
Karne Deti Thi, Bahut Bar Usne Try
Karne Ki Koshish Ki Par Kamyabi Na Mili
To Pappu Ke Dimag Mein Ek Din Idea
Aya Aur Vo Apni Girl-Friend Ko Bola.....
Pappu: "Doggy Style Mein Sex Karne Se
Aankhon Ki Roshni Bhadti Hai?"
Girl-Friend Hairani Se Boli: "Achha,
Tumhe Kaise Pata?"

Girl Friend: Mera rishta aaya hai aur

Girl Friend: Mera rishta aaya hai aur
shadi hone wali hy.
Boy Friend: That's Good,
Phir to hum condom ke bina sex kar
sakenge.

ramesh ki shadi hui - Dirty Jokes

ramesh ki shadi hui.
Usne daddy se kaha ki kuch nahi
pata suhagrat me
kya karna hai.
Daddy ne use 1 walkie talkie diya or
kaha tu jab
bed pr hoga to mujhe call karna, mai
tujhe
bataunga kya karna hai.
ramesh : dady mai ready hoon.

Beta-Papa, Ye "Sex" kya hota hai ?

Beta-Papa, Ye "Sex" kya hota hai ?
Santa thinks-- oye bahenchod ye
kya puch liya bete ne, par batana to
padega.
Aftr that he says- Beta, sex me hum
ladki k kapde utarte hai fir apane
kapde utarte hai, fir ladki ko pas me
late hai uske boobs dabate hai fir vo
hamara lund chusti hai, fir hum uski
gand me ungal karte hai, fir tel laga

1 kavi kangaali se tang aa kar daaka

1 kavi kangaali se tang aa kar daaka
daalne bank gaya aur kaha:
Arz hai,
Takdeer me jo hai wahi Milega..
Hands Up bhosdiwalo koi apni Jagah
se nahi hilega
Cashier se-
Apne kuch khwab apni ankho se
nikal do,
MAA ki chut jo kuch bhi tumhare

WIFE: Be Gentle please Its My 1st

WIFE: Be Gentle please Its My 1st
time on BED
HUSBAND: What..! But you have
been "Divorced Thrice"
WIFE: Yes...!
My 1st Husband was a "Philosopher"
He only talked about it...
2nd was "Gynecologist" He just kept
looking at it...!
3rd was "Engineer" He needed a