Husband : Main ye roz roz ke condom

Husband : Main ye roz roz ke condom
lagane ki jhanjhat se pareshan ho
gaya hoon.
Wife : To phir tum lamination kyun
nahi karwa lete!

Boy: Tu kitne baje uthti hai?

Boy: Tu kitne baje uthti hai?
Girl: Apna koi time nahi hai. Jab dil
kare so jaati hoon, aur jab dil kare
uth jaati hoon
Boy: Naughty! Tu bilkul mere LODE
pe gayi hai..

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Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Usko Sex Nahi

Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Usko Sex Nahi
Karne Deti Thi, Bahut Bar Usne Try
Karne Ki Koshish Ki Par Kamyabi Na Mili
To Pappu Ke Dimag Mein Ek Din Idea
Aya Aur Vo Apni Girl-Friend Ko Bola.....
Pappu: "Doggy Style Mein Sex Karne Se
Aankhon Ki Roshni Bhadti Hai?"
Girl-Friend Hairani Se Boli: "Achha,
Tumhe Kaise Pata?"

Girl Friend: Mera rishta aaya hai aur

Girl Friend: Mera rishta aaya hai aur
shadi hone wali hy.
Boy Friend: That's Good,
Phir to hum condom ke bina sex kar
sakenge.

ramesh ki shadi hui - Dirty Jokes

ramesh ki shadi hui.
Usne daddy se kaha ki kuch nahi
pata suhagrat me
kya karna hai.
Daddy ne use 1 walkie talkie diya or
kaha tu jab
bed pr hoga to mujhe call karna, mai
tujhe
bataunga kya karna hai.
ramesh : dady mai ready hoon.

Beta-Papa, Ye "Sex" kya hota hai ?

Beta-Papa, Ye "Sex" kya hota hai ?
Santa thinks-- oye bahenchod ye
kya puch liya bete ne, par batana to
padega.
Aftr that he says- Beta, sex me hum
ladki k kapde utarte hai fir apane
kapde utarte hai, fir ladki ko pas me
late hai uske boobs dabate hai fir vo
hamara lund chusti hai, fir hum uski
gand me ungal karte hai, fir tel laga